My DAD is the best...
One thing I love about him that anyone who knows him knows he has is his many funny sayings...he is famous for them...and I wanted to share a few...
"I'd rather sandpaper a bobcat's butt in a phone booth..."
"That's much too good for you"
"Ladies and gentleman, take my advice...pull down your pants...and slide on the ice."
"No one wants to be the tallest midget."
"Wake up and pee, the world's on fire."
"I'm glad you got a chance to see us."
"That's enough for me, but what's everyone else gonna eat?"
"I think they're putting people in jail for that."
"Smoke um' if you got um"
Happy Father's Day
2 comments:
These are hilarious.
i've only met your dad twice but those are hilarious!!! i laughed out loud :) happy dad's day to a man who raised one heck of a daughter!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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