"Ladies and gentleman, take my advice...pull down your pants...and slide on the ice."
"No one wants to be the tallest midget."
"Wake up and pee, the world's on fire."
"I'm glad you got a chance to see us."
"That's enough for me, but what's everyone else gonna eat?"
"I think they're putting people in jail for that."
"Smoke um' if you got um"